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THE TRUTH IS FUNNY shift happens…
DO YOU DARE TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX?
If you dare to think outside of the box, you may shift out of limiting beliefs and expectations!
Many people who shift out of limiting beliefs break into peals of laughter as they recognize how they participated in what may be a giant cosmic joke…
The truth is funny!
Often stranger than fiction.
THE TRUTH IS YOU DESERVE THE BEST!
A WORD OF CAUTION!!
If you prefer the status quo and you are not interested in improving every aspect of your life, this book will trigger the shift out of you!
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BOOK REVIEWS

Lifesparks
LIFE STORIES TO ILLUMINATE, INSPIRE AND IGNITE
In my contribution to this collaboration I share my tale of how my dad’s illness inspired me to investigate better ways to care for people, introducing me to remote healing. It was only fitting that my dad, Maurice Joseph LePage was the catalyst! He was an entrepreneur by nature and somewhat impatient. He used to say “Shift! Or get off the pot!” (something like that) …
At the age of sixty-eight, he collapsed at home, and within thirty-six hours was paralyzed from head to toe, unable to even breathe on his own. Upon admission to the hospital, he was kept overnight for observation. The next afternoon, my uncle found him blue and unresponsive in his room. He was resuscitated and taken to intensive care where the diagnosis eventually came back as Guillain-Barré Syndrome, that incidentally can be a side-effect of the flu shot.
My dad used to joke that the Guillain-Barré diet was the only diet that had ever worked for him. He lost over a hundred pounds as he worked to regain his ability to breathe, walk, talk and eat again…
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GOOSE PRINTS
Commissioned Paintings…

When my daughters were still babies, we were living in the tiny village of Minton, Saskatchewan when I began a small business, ‘Goose Prints’ selling commissioned paintings to the locals and my friends and family. I really enjoyed capturing the essence of their pets, horses and babies in particular.

I continued these paintings after moving to Milestone, Saskatchewan, attending art shows in the surrounding communities until we moved to Regina, Saskatchewan and my business, Bad To The Bone Dog Boutique, the demands of looking after several revenue properties, my children and my dad when he became ill, just didn’t allow time to continue with paintings. Then, in 2007 I was inspired to begin a series of sixty-four paintings for the oracle, Tails From The Vector, a project that I completed thirteen years later in 2020.

Over the years I have had many requests for commissioned paintings and am happy to say that I now have (some) time and the desire to capture these precious moments in these works of art again! Now, with the magic of the internet, e-mails, etc, unavailable at that time, it is so easy to access clear photos in natural light and even short action videos to capture the essence of the subjects in my portraits.

At that time, most of my paintings were watercolor, but now I prefer the medium of acrylic paint on canvas, partly because there is no need for framing and once complete, they are sent to you ‘ready to hang’, sprayed with a protective UV coating.

I am limiting these portraits to one size, 12”x 12” to facilitate their completion in a timely fashion, depending on my schedule when your order is placed.

The video below is from early 1990’s-2002. These images are photos of photos taken back then, so are not 100% clear, but allow you to see if you resonate with my portraits…

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Acrylic paintings are 12”x 12” on premium stretched canvas, arriving ready to hang and with a protective matte UV coating Pricing is in Canadian dollars and includes packaging.

Send an email to info@tailsfromthevector.com SUBJECT: PORTRAIT with attached photo and/or short video with time frame if you want an ‘action portrait’ and a paragraph telling me why this is your favourite photo of your furry friend, baby. Feel free to include images of their favourite toy, etc. as well as any preference for background color. My goal is to complete your painting within two to three weeks but will depend upon my schedule and previous orders for commissions at the time. Input Your Information and Address For Price Of Shipping at Checkout

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19 the sun (ra)

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LIFE FORCE ENERGY UNLEASHED… Ra is channeled source energy from the center of the Great Central Sun. This high voltage painting is pure potential. Ra’s sunny smile blesses any project. Remember! Ra DOES NOT choose or judge what excites YOU! You have choice, so make sure that the direction you are taking resonates with your authentic desires. Ra! Ra! Ra! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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29 i am (being vs doing)

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♈︎ ARIES (THE INFANT) Aries, infant of the zodiac, ruled by Mars, inspires activity and passion. This energy is “rammy” because the multi-verse loves action and birth requires “headfirst” energy. The challenge is to balance doing with being. When out of alignment, there is a tendency to over-do the doing and ram opinions down other’s throats. STRONG STATE OF BEING Adventurous, high energy, innovative, courageous, enthusiastic, confident, dynamic, quick-witted. WEAK STATE OF BEING Selfish, quick-tempered, impulsive and impatient. When you want what you want when you want it! This energy is more than a handful, but that is why you have two hands! Grab Life By The Horns! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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30 receive (give vs take)

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♉︎ TAURUS (THE TODDLER) Taurus toddler of the zodiac, is ruled by Venus, inspiring love and beauty. There is a tendency to be like “a bull in a china shop” when heels dig in deep, to get what she wants. Lucky for her, most toddlers are forgiven for their tendency to throwing temper tantrums to manipulate others because of their huge capacity to also be kind and loving. Cute does have an expiration date. ! STRONG STATE OF BEING: Patient, reliable, big-hearted, loving, persistent, determined and love feeling secure. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Jealous, possessive, resentful, inflexible, self-indulgent and greedy. There is bull-shift underfoot! Smell it out! Be fair in your dealings with others and require a fair exchange in return. Hmmm… No Price Is Too High For A Bull! I Call Bull-Shift! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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31 learn (creative solutions vs logic)

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♊︎ GEMINI (KINDERGARTEN) Gemini is the school age child of the zodiac, ruled by Mercury, inspiring quick wit and purposeful communication. The “twins” are often accused of being two people, likely to “do a 360” as there is a tendency to see-saw between logical thinking and creative solutions. STRONG STATE OF BEING Adaptable, versatile, communicative, witty, intellectual, eloquent, youthful, vibrant. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Nervous, anxious, superficial, inconsistent and cunning. Many confuse physical intelligence (of their brain) with their mind. When the brain and heart are in synch, the mind follows. Two Minds Against One? Odds Are Not In Your Favour! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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32 feel (engaged vs entrenched)

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♋︎ CANCER (ADOLESCENT) Cancer is the adolescent of the zodiac, ruled by the moon, inspiring recognition of the value of a strong physical environment. This aspect is security conscious to the extent that many would take their homes with them if they could, like the crab. The challenge is to take control of moodiness and a death-grip on the past to focus on authentic desires through conscious reason. STRONG STATE OF BEING: Expressive, loving, intuitive, imaginative, shrewd, cautious, protective and sympathetic. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Changeable, moody, overemotional, touchy, clinging and bitter. If crabs are captured they will pull fellow crabs that attempt to escape back in the bucket to share the common fate. No Need To Be Crabby! Climb Out Of Your Shell, To Shine As Well! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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33 lead (confidence vs arrogance)

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♌︎ LEO (TEENAGED BOYS) Leo is the teenager of the zodiac, ruled by the Sun, inspiring action from both ego and higher self. The regal king of the jungle, the lion rules, however many assert themselves in the way of rebellious teenagers until they gain the maturity to allow their natural leadership qualities to shine and radiate warmth to others. STRONG STATE OF BEING: Generous, warmhearted, creative, enthusiastic, broad-minded, expansive, faithful and loving. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Pompous, patronizing, bossy, interfering, dogmatic and intolerant. Managing’ people is not leadership! There is a vast difference between telling people what to do and leading by example. If I Agreed With You, We Would Both Be Wrong! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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34 contribute (analytical critique vs anal criticism)

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♍︎ VIRGO (YOUNG ADULT) Virgo the young adult of the zodiac, is ruled by Mercury providing a strong capacity for speedy mental processing. The virgin originally represented women who weren’t betrothed, bound-to or possessed by any man, free to be on their own socially and sexually. This aspect’s challenge is to find perfection in imperfection. STRONG STATE OF BEING: Modest, humble, meticulous, reliable, practical, diligent, intelligent and analytical. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Fussy, a worrier, overcritical, harsh, perfectionist and over conservative. There is a fine line between analytical critique and anal criticism. Remember to draw that line to find perfection in imperfection. Praise Makes You Feel Good, Critique Makes You Stronger! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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35 socialize (anticipation vs expectation)

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♎︎ LIBRA (MATURE ADULT) Libra, mature adult of the zodiac is ruled by Venus, inspiring harmonious relationships, art and culture. Libra represents the equinox. Admired for natural elegance, charm and good taste, the challenge is to remain strong in convictions when conflict rears its ugly head, disturbing the beauty and harmony in life. STRONG STATE OF BEING: Diplomatic, urbane, romantic, charming, easygoing, sociable, idealistic and peace loving. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Indecisive, changeable, gullible, fake and self-indulgent. Whether you are the victim, the judge or the rescuer in a drama triad, there are no winners. Stay strong to your convictions! Fool Me Once, Strike One. Try To Fool Me Twice? Strike Three! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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36 unite (elevate vs conquer)

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♏︎ SCORPIO (SEXUAL GLADIATOR) Scorpio, sexual gladiator of the zodiac, is ruled by both Mars and Pluto (after its discovery) and has earned a reputation for passion, radical transformation and ruthless determination. Convincing orators, Scorpios have a tendency to be drawn to the healing arts. Intense and capable of very deep emotions, their challenge is to reign in compulsive behaviours. STRONG STATE OF BEING: Determined, forceful, persuasive, intuitive, powerful, passionate, exciting and magnetic. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Jealous, resentful, compulsive, obsessive, secretive and obstinate. Practice the “religion” of kindness. The scorpion reminds us to tread lightly or we will all feel the sting! The Best Revenge Is Living Well! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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37 adventure (expand vs contract)

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♐︎ SAGITTARIUS (WORLD TRAVEL) Sagittarius uses their insight to hit the bulls-eye! They are ruled by Jupiter, inspiring faith and expansion. The centaur is all heart, half horse and half (wo)man. They shoot for the stars in their quest for freedom and have the stamina to “go the distance,” traveling far and wide to access knowledge. STRONG STATE OF BEING: Optimistic, freedom-loving, jovial, honest, straightforward, intellectual and philosophical. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Blindly optimistic, careless, irresponsible, superficial, tactless and restless. When you love quantum speed and your arrows have not yet, reached their goals, expand your vision to enjoy the scenic route! Jet Lag Is For Amateurs! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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38 responsibility (possibilities vs challenges)

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♑︎ CAPRICORN (AMBITION) In some ways Capricorn is the most incongruent sign of the zodiac, ruled by Saturn, they are ambitious and socially aware, yet inspired by acts of kindness and a strong sense of social justice with a natural tendency to laugh at their own antics. They handle the limitations and contractions common to the 3D world with discipline. . STRONG STATE OF BEING: Practical, prudent, ambitious, disciplined, patient, careful, humorous and reserved. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Pessimistic, fatalistic, miserly and grudging. Looking good is a business decision! The true measure of success is how your climb up the mountain inspires others to succeed! Don’t Limit Your Challenges, Challenge Your Limits! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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39 experiment(observe vs experiment)

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♒︎ AQUARIUS (INTELLECT) Aquarius is the most observant and mental of the zodiac, ruled by Saturn and Uranus (once it was discovered), inspiring creative solutions and revolutionary intellect that is in alignment with social and humanitarian ideals. It is tempting for Aquarians to sit it out in the corner, rather than participate in the dance of life. STRONG STATE OF BEING: Friendly, humanitarian, honest, loyal, original, inventive, independent and intellectual. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Intractable, contrary, perverse, unpredictable and detached. Take your head out of the clouds to observe with your heart! Kindness allows people to feel safe to show you who they truly are. We Are Drowning In Information But Starved For Knowledge! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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40 authority (sensitivity vs acceptance)

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♓︎ PISCES (SENIOR EXECUTIVE) Sensitive Pisces, ruled by Saturn and Neptune (after it was discovered) inspires a strong affinity for the ocean and a psychic connection to alternate dimensions and parallel universes in time and space. They have a tendency to wallow in weak emotions rather than participate in strong actions to improve their fate. STRONG STATE OF BEING: Imaginative, sensitive, compassionate, kind, selfless, intuitive and sympathetic. WEAK STATE OF BEING: Escapist, secretive, vague, naive, weak willed and easily led. For some, leaving the watery depths of Pisces to enter The Age of Aquarius feels uncomfortable, like “a fish out of water” but eventually, even the deepest divers have to accept their need for air! If You Want A Strong Future, Participate In It! grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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41 destruction

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“DIVA-STATION OF THE RAINFORESTS” The “Dirty D’s” are tactics outlined in papers, calculated by the “government” to destroy people’s reputations, influence the media, and manipulate the population.Edward Snowden, a former employee/contractor of the CIA and NSA) has relocated to Russia after leaking thousands of classified documents outlining NSA, global surveillance programs in cooperation with several countries, businesses and governments. We are the government and pay “experts” to work for us, not to legislate us. When the majority choose to no longer engage in unfair tactics, it will no longer be acceptable to do so in institutions that we employ. Destruction is the ultimate goal of those who take action to annihilate something or to destroy the reputation of a person or a group beyond repair or restoration. With plantations systematically destroying rainforests the local people are unable to sustain themselves and have become reliant on corporate interests for their income and survival. Progress In Motion? grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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42 dissension

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“SWIMMING WITH SHARKS” The “Dirty D’s” are tactics outlined in papers, calculated by the “government” to destroy people’s reputations, influence the media, and manipulate the population.Edward Snowden, a former employee/contractor of the CIA and NSA) has relocated to Russia after leaking thousands of classified documents outlining NSA, global surveillance programs in cooperation with several countries, businesses and governments. Infiltrating groups to cause conflict and dissension amongst the members to hinder them from accomplishing their goals is a common tactic that is used to divert individuals from common purpose. With Friends Like This, Who Needs Enemies? grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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43 denial

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“QUEEN OF DE-NILE” The “Dirty D’s” are tactics outlined in papers, calculated by the “government” to destroy people’s reputations, influence the media, and manipulate the population. Edward Snowden, a former employee/contractor of the CIA and NSA. has relocated to Russia after leaking thousands of classified documents outlining NSA global surveillance programs in cooperation with several countries, businesses and governments. People in denial tend to make untrue statements, assertions or false allegations in order to avoid conflict with others. When people don’t take responsibility for their actions, placing blame on governments, institutions, authority figures, etc the energy has on effect on both personal and professional lives. What I Don’t Know Won’t Hurt Me? grace your space with flare Our local talent prints your art reproduction using premium fine art canvas, printed with archival, pigmented long lasting inks. The canvas is stretched over a 1.5” deep stretcher frame, resulting in a beautiful “gallery wrap” canvas art work that is ready to hang and enjoy. The edges can be either black or mirrored ("Color” option).

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